My Mirchi Covering Letter

Tell you what, i never thought, I would ever be able to walk thru dream so easily...

Here check it out...

I was 28 yrs old...and guess what I actually wrote my salary in the CV....And I wanted to be an RJ...yeah a Radio Jockey...

COVERING LETTER

I am Shreelinee, three month young wife of Jignesh Vasavada. 

I am an interior designer by profession and a woman of very high taste, hailing from a very rich family. In a typical filmy fashion, I fell for this good-for-few-things guy and got married. So much so good, but this is where my problems start.

I have been uncomfortable living in his upper middle class environment, where they do not even have an air-conditioner, microwave oven or a LD player at home (can you imagine a house like that?). There's more. Travelling is a bone breaking business in our rickety old Maruti Van (non-A/c), not to mention, eating in those sidey restaurants where the cost of a Roti is a meagre Rs 20. 

Mention Taj and he relates it to the monument, Oberois, to him, is the residence of Suresh Oberoi (I have stopped mentioning Holiday Inn, Leela or Meridien, its no use). It has been long since I have been able to do some decent designer shopping, been abroad on trips (our honeymoon was in some desi God's own country, which surprisingly was not Switzerland!!!!).

So, now here's what I feel you should give him (don't worry sooner or later he will deserve it). You should give him a decent package with flexible working hours. To begin with, may I suggest, a senior position, say a CEO or MD (they would be a hit with my kitty party ladies. They are all big Js). And to go with it, a plush bungalow at Navrangpura, an imported car (with A/c), all expenses paid foreign jaunts about four times a year and all the other perks and allowances you may want to gift him. Can he get a posting abroad? (you may open shops in Europe or US, I know the people out there would definitely buy your radios).

About the salary, I would love it if you gave him say 60,000 to 75,000 (if in rupees then make it monthly). Though personally speaking I would prefer Pounds (actually I'll make do with Dollars too). But ensure that he gets a good deal (he can hardly strike one).

Do not worry about training part, I have already bought a couple of old radios so he can practice, besides, our neighbour's daughter keeps coming up with problems in her radio (they spend a number of hours repairing her portable radio). So, rest assured, he is fit to join your shop whenever you require him to do so.

Do take him, it will do a world of good to him and make my life a bit more comfortable.

Yours truly,

Shreelinee

PS: Do you plan to also come out with a television shop, believe me he can even sell TVs too.

PPS: I heard the name of your shop is Mirchi EF M (it is so down market). May I suggest U S International Radio of Ahmedabad or World Radio of Ahmedabad or even Radio International services (imagine the rise in my status among my big J kitty party club).

PPPS: Forget it……

Guess This Got me a Job, and a career. Believe me, I said, maxkyahoga let me be different, it worked.