Yes! Mother Teresa Served to Convert

"I have no Faith. Repulsed, empty, no faith, no love, no zeal … What do I labor for? If there be no God, there can be no soul. If there be no soul then, Jesus, you also are not true".

(Mother Teresa: Come Be My Light. New York: Doubleday)

There lived Shreehari (no second name), abandoned, begging, starving, maggot ridden, gasping to breathe, decaying and barely alive. Mother Teresa comes, caresses him with her bare hands picks up his frail structure, takes him to hospital bathes him, treats him, feeds  him and in midst of this, murmurs few good words from the only spiritual book she knows (Bible).

Shreehari survives for six most glorious and respectable days, as his soul abandons the Wretched Body. But here lies the problem, Hey Ram, Shreehari must have died a Christian!!. He must have been converted to Sam Gonzalves or Sam D Costa or the likes. 

Shiva, how cruel. 'Sewa cannot be with a motive'. The only motive should have been to serve, so what if we didn't do it, you cannot.

BTW, did Sam/Shree die happy? Did we lose a Hindu to the Christian conversion brigade.

Damn well, we did. 

How dare this old lady give respect to a Hindu who was condemned by his Karma to die a maggot ridden, painfully slow death. Now, that he, like thousands of other such poor souls, had been willfully deprived of a Hindu death into a more peaceful, respectable Christian death, we should be furious. 

We need to question their financial dealings or blame their poor maintenance of financial records (Oh ignore our poor management to the build up of Swiss Black Money). 

We should doubt their sincerity, their honesty and more importantly, their love (only love is the love of Ram for Sita and likewise). 

We need to be worried that someone is taking care of Hindu destitutes while we are busy praying and offering tonnes of milk to Ganesha. 

So, by questioning Mother Teresa what do you achieve? 

More Ghar Wapsi maybe?

Stopping and Intimidating Christians (they seem to have got a PM shot in the arm)

Prime time TV Space (back to back debates).

Relevance to rallies and Speeches (when was the last good thing you remember from Bhagwat)

Ego Boost to the Speaker. (I am Bhagwat, I am Relevant, Important) 

Fruitless Social Media Trends. (Times Now is the Global Twitter partner)

Surrogate Hindu Funding. (Ghar Wapsi Projects)

Mind off important topics like "Where is Rahul Gandhi" (Brainstorming in Bangkok!!)

Or Simply sidelining Anna and his agitation. (Oh, he might be right)

Maybe some more notoriety? 

Why is the Government defending such demented souls?

Why not take a stance and win over humanity? Hindus are humans too (we hope).

I am a Hindu, I deplore these words and thoughts. I would rather be a Christian if the religion gives me 10% of the strength to do what Mother Teresa did. 

Go Mother Teresa, you may have made mistakes or actually have been a full Conversion Agent, 

I DON'T CARE. 

All I know is there is no soul who can replicate your nobility.

Mr Reformist PM, come out, assure and assuage fears that our icons won't be faulted simply, silent them, maxkyahoga your respect will be quadrupled and it could be a good head start going into Bengal Elections.