Monday, November 16, 2009

Cruel Reply

This was a parting mail written by a colleague of mine. Well, I couldn't help but mess up with him. check out how. Yeah it was Cruel
THE LETTER
Dear Collegues,
Am glad… that the mail reached you… with the tons & tons of thanks that I have poured in it (given our system constraints), I thought it would be too heavy…
Am glad… to have worked with great colleagues like each of you…
Am glad … that in all the little battles I fought I had full support & backing from the team…
Am glad… to have given myself this opportunity….
Mirchi has transformed me so much that I can hardly recall the simple nimble looking guy… who walked into a new hot & happening world….called Mirchi…
Its long & tough to put each person & his/her influence on me… But, am greatly thankful to each & every colleague for the good & great experiences I have had being here…
Its time to bid goodbye to great colleagues like you… I will be glad if we can keep in touch further & more than glad if I can be of any help:
My contacts:
Mail: Orkut: Cell: Currently (will inform change), & as most know you can always catch me at Mission…(every Sunday mornings)
As a parting gift, I have for all those who are still in service with Mirchi Ahmedabad a most precious commodity in our office. You may choose to try & keep it as memory of this colleague of yours…Ensure to collect you parting gift in case I can not meet each & every one to hand over the same….
the otherwise glad but slightly sad,

MY CRUEL REPLY
Ok,
After something as un-emotional a mail as yours, I only hope you leaving. I mean do not scare us saying April Fool and all…
Am Glad… you finally wrote a long mail which has not complaints and data pinning us down…
Am Glad…you re-defined the way we defined a simple nimble looking guy…
Am Glad…Mirchi gave you the environment such that you could aid procreation…
Am Glad…You giving your life a new Stuart…oops sorry I mean Start…
All the very best…Do succeed in life become such a huge person that whenever we need job (or more likely Money…) you are always there…
Me in Surat please keep my gift…I will pick it up…please…and if it is a toy, can I have one more for my kid…ookkk fine can I have my piece alone please…
Ok now Go…